Jennifer’s Email

Full text and images of Jennifer’s email. See the following video for more information: https://youtu.be/9up4Ymp6ZK8 The full email text: Hey…

q’Mgleirp’s “Lost But Not Forgotten” Recipe

q’Mgleirp’s “Lost But Not Forgotten” Recipe 1/2 cup semi-solid nitrogen1 1/2 cups peppered vertigo4 boneless eldritch horrors, diced1 unicycle tire,…

Lydia and the Gang

Lydia still remains at large despite the police’s best efforts, Charles has finally joined Norman’s club, Daniel & Robert have…

Eastern Whip-poor-will heard at Michaux State Forest, Pennsylvania (2024)

The unique call of the nocturnal Eastern Whip-poor-will was heard at Michaux State Forest, Pennsylvania, one night in early June…

I Pooped in the Forest for the First Time!

I’m 53 years old at the time of this writing, and while I did poop outdoors once when I was…

Thought for the Day, May 22, 2024

Ephemeral Rift “Short Story” Pfp as of May 11, 2025

Surely this mustn’t be the first time anyone has ever written part of a short story to be used specifically…

The Greatest Theft in Human History

In an apropos setting, and in a calm, relaxed manner, I share my thoughts on what I believe may very…

We’ve Been Doing Birthdays Wrong – How To Find, Fix & Celebrate Your True Birthday

The notion of the birthday was invented approximately 3,000 years ago when we were much dumber than we are today…

Ephemeral Rift YouTube Channel Plans for the Coming Months

Good now! Here’s my plans/ideas/bucket list for the next few months: I can’t imagine I’ll be outdoors making videos the…

The Splentastic Adventures of the Ephemeral Rift PFP!

Hahaha, ever since I launched my channel way back in 2011 I always enjoyed changing the PFP every so often,…

I Forgot How Much I Loved Working Outdoors Making Nature Videos

Ever since I was a kid, not only did I love being outdoors playing, or looking under rocks for bugs,…

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About the Formation of the Arkham Sanitarium Band

I have NO idea where this idea came from. It hit me out of nowhere I think in January 2024,…

The “Ephemeral Rift” Universe is Getting a Name Change & and Video Guide!

I will be changing the name of my universe to something more fictional, such as……. oh I dunno…… Blogrop’s Infinitorium,…

Can’t WAIT for Spring!

The photography itch grows stronger with each passing day, not to mention that I’m starting to have my fill of…

It’s Time to Limit How Much of Everything Humans Can Consume

(This is a work in progress, but for the time being I need to get this out of my head…

Civilization is Cancer (I Was Right All Along)

I recorded the video below back in 2018, 5 years ago (as of the date of this post). I don’t…

Human Lives Don’t Matter design idea

This very, very rough design created by yours truly using a mouse and keyboard was inspired by the “Nazi Lives…

The Peaceful, Oft-Misunderstood Anarchist, Atheist, Misanthrope, and Nihilist

[Revised 11/20/2023] Before we get into it, allow me to share a little misanthropic piece I wrote a few days…

The Problem

The problem was never a question of whether or not we could,the problem was always a question of whether or…

the sleep poem (ASMR)

the sleep poem (ASMR)by ephemeral rift(copyright 2023 to infinity all rights reserved) good now,i hope you are doing well,whoever and…

ERIC – The Ephemeral Rift Industrial Complex

This is a rough draft of the industrial complex I plan to build that will be completed by the year…

On the Value of Life: How the Livestock Holocaust is Far Worse Than the Totality of Humanity’s Wars

Ethics. Morals. Values. Critical thinking (namely Objectivity and Perspective). Keep these in mind my dear reader, employ them even, as…

The Power of Words – An Apology and Explanation (ASMR)

An Apology Regarding My Use of the N Word (N***a)

About a week prior to the date of this post, I used the N word (ending in “a”) on twitter,…

The Holocaust Happened, But It’s Not a Big Deal Compared to the Daily Livestock Holocaust

[revised 10/19/2023: added some text, fixed grammar and some math] [Update: I will be writing a new article which will…

Human Society is the Deadliest Terrorist Organization

2 words: deforestation and livestock: How would you like it if humans were laid out in the field above, or…

The N Word (N***a) – Questioning It’s Usage Inside & Outside the Black Community

[This article has been updated to censor the N word so as to make it less offensive to those who…

Different Shepherds, Same Sheep

Hitler, AOC, the Pope, Sanders, Trump, Biden, every politician, priest, evangelist, they’re all the same and the list goes on…

The ERU Questionnaire
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The ERU Questionnaire

1. What does the acronym ERU stand for?A. Edible Rock UnboxingB. Eldritch Reanimated UmbrellaC. Endoplasmic Reticulum UserD. Cryogenic Sleep DisorderE….

The Chaos – 1922 Poem by Gerard Nolst Trenité

The Chaos – 1922 Poem by Gerard Nolst Trenité Wikipedia page about the poem. Dearest creature in creationStudying English pronunciation,   I will teach you in my verse   Sounds…

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The Audio from 13 Videos Now Available on Streaming Sites Such as Spotify, iTunes, etc.

The audio from select videos pictured below from my channel have been distributed to various streaming outlets so that they…

13 Videos Submitted for Various Streaming Sites (Spotify, iTunes, etc.)

For reasons I am not entirely sure of myself, I completely forgot about my annual ritual where I would submit…

Monthly MP3 Reward for October 2022 on my Patreon

Link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/mp3-reward-for-74901724?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Monthly MP3 Reward for November 2022 Now Available on My Patreon

Link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/monthly-mp3-for-74899851?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator

Osprey Catches Fish Right Before My Eyes

Photos series of an Osprey shown hovering and then diving into water to catch a fish and flying away with…

Cedar Waxwing – My First Encounter Ever!

I’m not sure how common or rare the Cedar Waxwing is here in Pennsylvania. All I can tell you is…

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Mating Baltimore Orioles (Yet Another Lucky Moment Captured)

A pair of mating Baltimore Orioles that I just happened to stumble upon. One of those right place, right time…

Look! It’s not a Bird!

It’s almost 2 weeks that I’ve owned my first long lens, the Sony 200-600mm, as well as the Sony A7…

Bald Eagle Tries to Snatch Fish Away from Osprey

I believe the eagle did eventually acquire the fish, from what I was told by some other park visitors, but…

2 More House Finch Hatchlings Have Arrived!

The image below was captured from my smartphone on May 3rd. It appears to show 3 hatchlings in the nest….

Our First House Finch Hatchling of 2022!

The first baby bird, or what’s called a “hatchling” at this stage, has, well.. hatched! Below is an image taken…

Download the “Outside the Lines” ASMR Video Image

Check out the “Community tab” on my YouTube channel to submit your creation! Below are 4 variations of the “Outside…

Bird Nest Update: Momma Bird Laid 4 Eggs Total

The images below were taken quickly by reaching up and over the light fixture outside of our house where a…

The Birds Are Back for a 3rd Year In a Row! But Will We See Any Eggs or Chicks?

Outside of our garage we have an outdoor light fixture that lost its cover a few years ago, probably due…

Down the Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Part 3 – Ephemeral Rift Podcast Episode 40

Ephemeral Rift Podcast episode 40 where once again I travel down the ever winding and twisting virtual tunnels of Wikipedia…

Animals & Society (Pets, Zoos, Animals in Sports, Factory Farming, etc.) – Ephemeral Rift Podcast Episode 39

Episode 39 of the Ephemeral Rift Podcast where I try to cover almost every angle of animals in modern ape…

Humor & Comedy – Ephemeral Rift Podcast Episode 38

Episode 38 of the Ephemeral Rift podcast where I talk almost all things humor & comedy from burps & farts…

The ArkSanitron (version 1.0)

At night they’re busy experimenting on, or being experimented on, but when the multiverse needs a hero (or a destroyer),…

The Podcast will return January 4th

This xmas holiday has thrown a monkey wrench into the works, so I won’t be able to record any episodes…

ERP #37 – The Holiday Blues, Psychedelic Santa, Anti-capitalist Attitudes

Welcome to Ephemeral Rift Podcast episode 37 where I talk about: how the Christmas holiday can be tough for people…

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Krill Your Shelf, Krill Yourself, or Krill Someone or Something Else!

ERP #35 – 🤘 Metal 🤘 (music)

Ephemeral Rift Podcast episode 35 where I talk all things Metal (music) from what it is, its history, the subgenres…

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ERP #34 – Dungeons & Dragons

Ephemeral Rift Podcast episode 34 where I talk all things Dungeons & Dragons, including what it is, how it’s played,…

ERP #33 – Philosophy (First in a New Series)

Ephemeral Rift Podcast episode 33 can be considered both an introduction to philosophy as well as a stepping stone for…

List of Known Species of Mallows

Netflix’s Norsemen is an Absolute Fucking Hilarious Modern Day Monty Python

My wife and I just started watching this series which apparently has been out for like 2-3 years now. How…

Think Corvus being one of the “Men” was a huge twist in the ERU?

Just wait until you see what drops on October 24th.

Rules of the Sleep Note

Hello, dear reader, or should I say, sleeper? After all, you are one who sleeps. Welcome to the official Rules…

Congrats! You’re Still With Us! Certificate of Award

In honor of you still being here with us, for enduring and persevering, I present you with my own homemade…

The Tiers of Wellness

My list of the various states of wellness / well being from the bottom of feeling just O.K. to the…

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to Making an ASMR Video about the Civil War

Most of the videos I make for my YouTube channel don’t often have any kind of interesting story behind the…

The Poetry of Iggy Manley

Below are the “poems” (minus the poem “Meat”) from the “The Poetry of Iggy Manley” video. I just had fun…

The Dystopian Story behind The Everything Man, The Candy Man, The Snack Man, etc.

In a dystopian future, the governments of the world joined together to form a united coalition in an effort to…

The Whispering Fire of Savallach Manor

You find yourself unable to move and completely captivated by the warm, mesmerizing flames of a crackling fire as you…

The Story Behind Rob Zombie Ross

Once upon a time, at Arkham Sanitarium, everyone’s favorite resident painter Rob Ross had some trouble sleeping. Rather than make…

Letter to a Friend – Complete Text

Official text behind the letter written in the video: Hello My Friend! I hope this letter finds you fairing well!…

New Margaret merch available!

You can now get Margaret on your socks, leggings, mug, smartphone case and more! This is a more recent design…

The Story behind Alien Encounter ASMR

Once upon a time, back in October 2018, I was sitting down for lunch eating my usual beef pot pie,…

The ERO has It’s own page

The Ephemeral Rift Omniverse (formerly known as the ER Universe) has moved to it’s own page here: https://ephemeralrift.com/ephemeral-rift-omniverse/

EphemRadio Podcast #72 12-23-2017 Weekend Edition

In this episode of the podcast I ramble about the spirit of christmas compared with the commercialized aspect , kindness…

EphemRadio Podcast #63 Weekday Edition 11-21-2017

I start off this episode with some news regarding the potential to play more indie music on the podcast beyond…

Official Ephemeral Rift Merchandise Now Available via Spreadshirt.com

I have finally launched a shop via Spreadshirt.com starting with the “I hope you are doing well” phrase. In the coming…