Panexistisexual means anything in existence having sex with anything else in existence. Pan – all, existi – existence.

• A math equation having sex with a granite countertop
• The theory of relativity having sex with tree bark
• The sun having sex with a past participle
• Something having sex with nothing
• Pi having sex with actual pie
• An ampersand having sex with a cup of coffee
• A brain having sex with belly button lint
• Gollum having sex with Darth Vader
• Jesus having sex with Allah
• An ant having sex with a bus
• Letters having sex with numbers
• And of course, a human being capable of having sex with anything in existence, including existence itself

And the list goes on, and on, and on. And on. And on and on. And on and on and on and on. And on. And on. And on. And on and on. And on. And, well, you get the picture…

I introduced and invented the word around November 7th, 2025 (probably the day before as I prepped for the video) using my character Iggy Manley.