Panexistisexual means anything in existence having sex with anything else in existence. Pan – all, existi – existence. And the list goes on, and on, and on. And on. And on and on. And on and on and on and on. And on. And on. And on. And on and on. And on. And, well, […]
It’s day 39 as I continue to work on my manuscript for my first self-published book containing all 53 of my original short-form writings (poems, song lyrics, beginnings of a short story, etc.) from about 20-25 years ago. It even has a preface as well, which turned into a ~10 page monster (but that’s another […]
The other day, when I was working on the manuscript for my unpublished writings (video below), I had a random funny thought (what else is new!) to make a post on X (twitter) about a sentence that will NOT appear in the book. So I posted the following random piece of text I made up […]
So I did a video here in which I briefly talked about “less is more”, and one thing led to another, and the next day I photoshopped this: In case you are not aware, these people are Les Claypool and Roger Moore. I simply swapped their heads.
Spoilers ahead! First off, I’m not a critic or a reviewer and my wife and I absolutely loved this film, especially the big reveal. Wow! It was absolutely fantastic and we didn’t see it coming. This film is such a breath of fresh air in an overplayed and tired genre. However! And that’s a very […]
Yes, the participants involved in the Netflix series Squid Game chose to join the game by their own volition. However, the 1 immersion breaking part of this otherwise perfect show was that no one ever said “yes, we willingly obliged to join the game to win money, but none of us knew that we would […]
This young praying mantis was found on the tire of my car this October 2021. It’s always a wonderful occasion whenever I spot one of these just because of how uncommon they can be. Apparently this one had no problem basking in the limelight. Or maybe it wanted to get the hell outta dodge and […]
I’m fucking bored,so I went down into my basement,because that’s where my computer is. While my computer renders my next video,which is scheduled to be published on October 10th, 2021,I decided to post this poem I made up on the spot. And now I’m done,and I’m still fucking bored,so it’s time to do something else,besides […]
I took a shit in the toilet.I felt relieved afterwards.I think I found god. “Shit” is a poem that is Copyright © 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028, 2029, 2030, 2031, 2032, 2033, 2034, 2035, 2036, 2037, 2038, 2039, 2040, 2041, 2042, 2043, 2044, 2045, 2046, 2047, 2048, 2049, and 2050 Ephemeral Rift. […]
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A week or so before this post, I was thinking about how all the people I have admired over the years, whether as a kid or adult, are dead (and how any remaining “heroes” that are still alive today are dead on a metaphorical level, but that’s another story). So I whipped up this whimsical […]
A little message I created that just so happends to be the ultimate combo! Better than great, greater than splendid, and far more splendid than fantastic!
As of this date, I am adding a new word to my own personal lexicon even if the editors at Merriam-Webster never add it to the “official” English dictionary. gin·gle ˈɡiNGəl/ verb: gingle; 3rd person present: gingles; past tense: gingled; past participle: gingled; gerund or present participle: gingling; to laugh lightly in a nervous, affected, or silly manner while experiencing […]
Compiled from various sources: When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent. What do you call a person who tells dad jokes but has no kids? A faux pa “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’” I never wanted to believe that my […]
