My “Ephemeral Rift Not a Real World Tour 2026-2027” tour dates and locations:
LEG 1: WINTER EXCLUSION ZONES & FAST FOOD PERIMETERS
December 1, 2026 — 03:17 AM — Behind the grease trap at McDonald’s, 74208 Phantom Blvd, Columbus, OH 43289, USA [SOLD OUT]
December 4, 2026 — 02:44 PM — An unnamed drifting ice floe, 82°14’99.9″N 64°30’88.1″W, High Arctic Ocean [LOW TICKET WARNING]
December 6, 2026 — 11:08 PM — Cooling Tower #0 (Unbuilt), Fukushima Daiichi Exclusion Sector, 9912 Okuma-machi, Futaba 979-1399, Japan [18+ ONLY]
December 9, 2026 — 06:51 AM — Rusted bumper car #14, Pripyat Amusement Park, 4049 Kurchatova Ave, Pripyat 01996, Ukraine
December 11, 2026 — 08:12 PM — Low-tide sandbar, 11°34’99″N 92°14’88″E, North Sentinel Island, Bay of Bengal, PIN 744999 [VIP PACKAGES SOLD OUT]
December 14, 2026 — 01:39 AM — Sub-level 4, Duga-1 Over-the-Horizon Radar Array, 88212 Static Rd, Chernobyl-2 07299, Ukraine
December 16, 2026 — 04:22 PM — Bottom of a drained retention pond, 14002 Mirage Way, Orlando, FL 32899, USA [STANDING ROOM ONLY]
December 19, 2026 — 09:05 AM — Abandoned concrete bunker, Hashima (Battleship) Island, 77310 Takashimamachi, Nagasaki 851-1399, Japan
December 21, 2026 — 07:48 PM — Collapsed salt-mine elevator shaft, 55091 Halite Rd, Wieliczka 32-099, Poland
December 24, 2026 — 12:14 AM — Top bunk of an empty IKEA display bedroom, Showroom Floor 9, 77410 Allenwrench Dr, Älmhult 343 99, Sweden [SOLD OUT]
December 25, 2026 – Are you fucking kidding me?! I ain’t touring on Christmas!!!
December 26, 2026 — 05:33 PM — Decommissioned submarine pen #9, 31045 Balaklava Bay Rd, Sevastopol 299099
December 29, 2026 — 10:56 AM — Center of the Darvaza Gas Crater (“Door to Hell”), 66201 Karakum Trail, Derweze 745999, Turkmenistan [NO RE-ENTRY]
December 31, 2026 — 11:59 PM — Unmarked utility closet, Sub-Basement B, 99812 Canary Wharf, London E14 9ZZ, United Kingdom [NYE GALA — SOLD OUT]
LEG 2: OCEANIC POLES & GHOST INFRASTRUCTURE
January 3, 2027 — 03:09 PM — Rusted hull of the SS Ayrfield, 44019 Homebush Bay Dr, Sydney NSW 2199, Australia
January 5, 2027 — 11:41 PM — Abandoned diamond-mining saloon, 19204 Dune St, Kolmanskop 90099, Namibia
January 8, 2027 — 08:27 AM — Point Nemo (Oceanic Pole of Inaccessibility), 48°52’99″S 123°23’88″W, South Pacific Ocean [LIMITED VIEWING]
January 10, 2027 — 06:19 PM — Half-buried bus stop, 81902 Permafrost Hwy, Vorkuta, Komi Republic 169999, Russia
January 13, 2027 — 02:50 AM — Disused pneumatic mail tube junction, 50091 Rue du Vide, 75099 Paris, France
January 15, 2027 — 01:11 PM — Concrete radar dome, Teufelsberg Listening Station, 33812 Teufelsseechaussee, 14199 Berlin, Germany [SOLD OUT]
January 18, 2027 — 09:38 PM — Abandoned gold-rush post office, 60199 Ghost Town Rd, Bodie, CA 93599, USA
January 20, 2027 — 04:03 AM — Dry lakebed salt flat, 91827 Salar Way, Uyuni 00099, Bolivia
January 23, 2027 — 07:15 PM — Flooded turbine hall, Buzludzha Monument, 22904 Balkan Peak Rd, Kazanlak 6199, Bulgaria
January 25, 2027 — 10:22 AM — Behind a broken vending machine, Platform 9¾, 88102 King’s Cross Rd, London N1 9XX, United Kingdom [2ND SHOW ADDED]
January 28, 2027 — 05:49 PM — Rusted trawler deck, Aral Sea Ship Graveyard, 71209 Dustbowl Ave, Moynaq 230999, Uzbekistan
January 30, 2027 — 12:37 AM — Third stall from the left, Rest Stop #404, Mile Marker 998, I-80 West, Nebraska 68099, USA [SOLD OUT]
February 2, 2027 — 03:54 PM — Empty concrete amphitheater, 44901 Sanzhi UFO Pod Rd, New Taipei City 25299, Taiwan
February 4, 2027 — 08:11 AM — Decommissioned coal conveyor belt, 11804 Pyramiden St, Svalbard 9179, Norway
February 7, 2027 — 06:28 PM — Abandoned railway turntable, 90218 Uyuni Train Cemetery, Potosí 00098, Bolivia
February 9, 2027 — 01:45 AM — Unlit stairwell, Tower B, Kowloon Walled City Park (Sub-level), 66102 Tung Tau Tsuen Rd, Hong Kong 999077 [RESCHEDULED FROM 1993]
February 12, 2027 — 11:02 AM — Inside a decommissioned phone booth, 40499 Dialtone Ln, Austin, TX 78799, USA [INTIMATE ACOUSTIC SET]
February 14, 2027 — 09:19 PM — Table for one in an empty cafeteria, 33109 Kadykchan Ave, Magadan Oblast 686399, Russia [VALENTINE'S SPECIAL]
LEG 3: UNFINISHED OVERPASSES & SINKHOLE FINALE
February 17, 2027 — 04:36 AM — Gravel median, Highway 1, 77201 Nowhere Flat, Nullarbor Plain SA 5699, Australia
February 19, 2027 — 02:53 PM — Dry drainage culvert, 55810 Zona del Silencio, Mapimí 35299, Durango, Mexico [NO CELL SERVICE]
February 22, 2027 — 07:10 PM — Empty baggage carousel #0, Ellinikon Abandoned Airport, 82910 Vouliagmenis Ave, Athens 167 99, Greece
February 24, 2027 — 10:27 AM — Weather-beaten meteorological shack, 00°00’99″S 78°27’88″W, McMurdo Dry Valleys, Antarctica [FEW TICKETS LEFT]
February 27, 2027 — 05:44 AM — Behind the dumpster at a closed Blockbuster Video, 21198 Nostalgia Way, Bend, OR 97799, USA [SOLD OUT]
March 1, 2027 — 08:01 PM — Abandoned sugar mill smokestack, 63902 Aguirre Rd, Salinas 00799, Puerto Rico
March 4, 2027 — 01:18 PM — Collapsed sea-fort platform, HM Fort Roughs, 51°53’99″N 01°28’88″E, North Sea
March 6, 2027 — 11:35 PM — Empty tin-mining dredge, 41908 Tanjung Tualang Rd, Batu Gajah 31099, Perak, Malaysia
March 9, 2027 — 06:52 AM — Rusted ferris wheel gondola, 70412 Spreepark Way, Kiehnwerder Allee 12499, Berlin, Germany
March 11, 2027 — 03:09 PM — Fenced-off missile silo hatch, 88201 Titan II Rd, Sahuarita, AZ 85699, USA [DOORS NEVER OPEN]
March 14, 2027 — 09:26 PM — Abandoned hospital maternity ward, 12904 Beelitz-Heilstätten, 14599 Beelitz, Germany
March 16, 2027 — 04:43 AM — Dry riverbed under an unfinished overpass, 95102 Ordos Kangbashi Blvd, Inner Mongolia 017999, China
March 19, 2027 — 12:00 PM — Exact center of a roundabout, Intersection of Null St & NaN Blvd, Phoenix, AZ 85099, USA [MATINEE SHOW]
March 21, 2027 — 07:17 PM — Abandoned sulfur-mining gondola station, 39104 Matsuo Mine Rd, Hachimantai, Iwate 028-7399, Japan
March 24, 2027 — 02:34 AM — Empty grain silo #7, 61809 Prairie Void Rd, Moose Jaw, SK S6H 9Z9, Canada
March 26, 2027 — 10:51 AM — Wind-scoured basalt boulder, 64°55’99″N 16°45’88″W, Highlands of Iceland 609
March 28, 2027 — 05:08 PM — Abandoned thermal bathhouse locker room, 27401 Băile Herculane Rd, Caraș-Severin 325999, Romania
March 30, 2027 — 08:25 PM — Sub-basement boiler room, 50912 Varosha Ghost Quarter, Famagusta 99999, Cyprus [SOLD OUT]
March 31, 2027 — 11:58 PM — Exact geographical center of a sinkhole, 91827 Abyss Ct, Tampa, FL 33699, USA [LIMITED SEATING!]
All dates, times, and nonexistent coordinates are subject to cancellation without notice. No tickets are on sale, VIP packages do not exist, and doors never open. Do not attempt to attend. There is no merch booth.