After every poo, I always look into the toilet and admire the art I’ve created. Each day is unique. Sometimes it’s a foot in length or more, like a long mushy hot dog or sausage. Other times it’s chunky, broken pieces. Of course, on the rare occasion it’s pure liquid, as if some poured brown paint and swirled it around.
The best part is, anyone can do this! You don’t need any knowledge, skill, or tools. No age requirement either! All you need to do is eat. That’s it!
So the next time you go to the bathroom, don’t just “take a shit”, make art with you rectum!
And the next time someone asks “What’s taking you so long??” just tell them: “I’m making my next masterpiece!” or “Never interrupt an artist while they’re working!” or “Making great art takes time!” or “Something AI could never do!”