Hopefully (knock on wood, fingers crossed) if all goes according to plan, the first three books I plan to write and self-publish will be as follows:

1. The first book I’m currently working on. A meta-fictional, absurdist, satirical, horror, avant-garde work that incorporates my unpublished writings from my early thirties from the early two thousands, which is what the book was originally only meant to consist of before it took on a life of its own. As of the date of this post, the initial draft is complete, and I’m almost done the first pass of it. I hope to have it self-published and available in digital and print by the end of 2026, if not earlier.
2. The book based on the universe (“Thalmultaria”) and characters (Corvus, Margaret, the Professor, Deep One Dave, etc.) created on my YouTube channel. The plan is to start that not longer after the first book is out. I’m hoping this book will be out by 2027. Could be as late as 2028, who knows.
3. My memoir, containing fifty years (as of the date of this writing, but will probably jump up to 57 or so once I get started on it) which very well may be more hilarious and fucked up than the two fictitious works combined. Well, not really. Some really weird and gruesome stuff happens in the first book alone, which is no where near mirrored in my actual life. My goal it to have this one out in 2028, but again, based on the above, it may not be out until 2029.

That’s the plan at least. We’ll see what happens. One day at a time!…