Answers Infrequently Questioned, Interrogated, and Observed
[Last Updated: October 30, 2026]
A: I cannot divulge that information
Q: Is it true you are from the Uzjaefpekotuiyl omniverse?
A: No, Thlurgbeof lives inside my spleen.
Q: Is it true that you have an elder god living inside your pancreas?
A: Xoqmrelganis
Q: What is not your least favorite color?
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A: Yes, I’m a Quadmolter, molting four times throughout the year. Just don’t tell anyone, please. I don’t want the bimolting masses to find out.
Q: Do you molt?
A: In simple everyday terms, and for all practical purposes, it will always be two. If you have one thing or a group of a thing, then add another single or group of things to said thing or group, you now have either two single things, or two groups of things until they merge into one. If someone says, “No, you do not have two groups of things, you have X amount more, thus not two!” then you need to tell that cunt to stop being an annoying pseudo-intellectual who thinks they’re clever, and to revise their original query so that they are clear and not misleading, such as, “If you have X things and add X more things.” When it comes to things like liquids, or groups of people, the two drops or two groups will remain two until merged together.
Q: What is one plus one?
A: Yes.
Q: Will You Be Adding More Questions To This Whenever You Have Time?