I might turn this into a video on my channel, maybe not, it’s a little after 3PM on August 21, 2026 as I write this, and it’s really just a quick little thought. No, I don’t have a god complex. Yes, I am a god when I write because as a soon-to-be self-published author in the New Weird genre apparently, there are no limitations to what I can write (excluding hate speech and stuff like that, obviously).

Now, back to this post.

If I were god, I’d be the best god ever because:

1. You wouldn’t need to worship me! If you didn’t want to believe me, that’s fine! I wouldn’t torture you for all eternity for something as trivial as not believing I created you.
2. You would believe in me, however, because I’d actually show my face periodically! But just not very often because as the only god, and you not being the only species in existence, I’d have an infinite number of other species across multiple dimensions and universes to check in on! Plus I’ve got my own god life to live! I don’t just sit around watching you. I mean really! How self-centered and narcissistic of you to even think that! But yes, I’d check in on to see how all my children were doing and behaving, be it bacteria, parasite, mammal, reptile, plant, you-name-it!
3. I would be pissed at how the majority of you have treated the planet, each other, and my other creations. Especially how apathetic you are about landfills and factory farming. Enslaving my cows, pigs, and chickens, and butchering them by the billions so you can have hot dogs and burgers whenever you want? I’m not sure how I’d handle that. I’d hate to delete any of you, since you are my children too, but something needs to be done about your abuse, neglect, and apathetic attitude towards each other, my other creations, and most especially the planet that even allowed you to evolve into who you are today! I mean, you wouldn’t like it if you were kept in cages and bred and slaughtered solely for your meat, now would you? Oh, no! You’d be whining worse than you are now! Although, I gotta give you props, you have invented some really cool things, though some not really cool ones also.
4. I would probably delete certain things like The Butterfly Syndrome, severe debilitating things like muscular dystrophy, severe Down Syndrome (if not entirely) and other such unnecessary diseases that affect any of my human and non-human creations alike. You’d still die, however. I mean, that’s just logical and rational! No organism should live forever. Just imagine what the planet would be like if nothing ever died! Holy shit! Or, rather, unholy shit!
5. That’s all I got for now because I’m god and I’m busy creating some other cool dimensions and species in other universes you’ll never ever get to see! HA!

To be updated in the future. Or not. All depending upon my mood. Now I need to get back to working on my 1st book, where I get to play god!