The other day, when I was working on the manuscript for my unpublished writings (video below), I had a random funny thought (what else is new!) to make a post on X (twitter) about a sentence that will NOT appear in the book. So I posted the following random piece of text I made up on the spot:

“Her massive scrotum dragged behind her, crumbling the hot asphalt beneath its leathery skin as she whipped her 13 foot katana-tipped penis back & forth in the air, decapitating the zealots, and pushing ever forward.”

Fast forward to the date of this post, and I decided to finally draw what I was thinking. This was just a quick drawing. I’m not that much better than this at drawing, though if I take my time I can draw better, though I still have my limits.

Anyway, enjoy! It’s a female with a gigantic scrotum, and attached to the end of her penis is a katana, and she’s killing these other people, I don’t know who they are other than “zealots”. Is she trans? Nope! No political intent behind this drawing. I’m playing with absurdity, that’s all. I wanted the katana coming out of her penis, or the katana fused to the tip of her penis, but I just fucking drew this last minute.

The more I think about the absurd nature of this drawing and piece of writing, the more I think how I’d love to turn it into an anime. But not one of those sexualized anime where the females has giant boobs. No sex scenes either. Just this woman, her giant scrotum and absurdly long katana-tipped penis as she goes on some kind of revenge quest or something. I dunno. It has to be heartfelt too. Maybe we learn why she is like she is, who knows, maybe its a mystery.